Friday, May 27, 2005 @6:18 AM
One day, ah beng and ah lian go to a hawker center.
Ah Lian notices the hygiene grades display at every stall so she ask ah beng,
"Eh, "A, B, C, D" which one is better ah?"
Ah Beng stretches his head and says,
"Wah lau eh. . . so simplur. . . you donno meh?
Of course "C" and "D" better lah!
A and B stand for "Alamak", "Bo liao!" (no ingredients).
C and D stands for "Cheap" and "Delicious" mah!"
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Ah Beng went for job interview
Ah Beng went for job interview as a police inspector.
The officer asked Ah Beng, "What is 1 and 1?"
Ah Beng replied, "aiya. . . so simplur. . . eleven lah!"
The officer asked again, " Which two days of the week start with the letter-T?"
Ah Beng replied, "alamak. . . so easy. . . today and tomorrow lor!"
Satisfied with the answers, the officer asked ,"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Ah Beng couldn't answer the question, so he replied,"eh. . . don't know leh!"
The officer said "Well, why don't you work on that and come back when you have the answer?"
Ah Beng left happily and met Ah Lian who was waiting to hear the results of the interview.
"ho say liao! first day on the job. . . I oreddy working on a murder case!"
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005 @2:08 PM
Everyone makes mistakes..
so we must try to understand and forgive them..
Monday, May 23, 2005 @2:53 AM
found this really funny joke.. haha
He Had Never Seen Her Naked
A man and a woman were dating.
She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so badly.
In fact, he had never seen her naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.
"I cant stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game.
For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing.
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
At 60 off came the pants.
At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car.
He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree.
His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped.
She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck.
"Go to the road and get help," he said.
"I don't have anything to cover myself with!"she replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.
"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up,"he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.
Along came a truck driver.
Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.
"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs,"He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies:" Ma'am, if he's in that far, i'm afraid he's a goner!"
Saturday, May 21, 2005 @7:01 AM
had my lst paper.. EFW.. 2day..
was quite easy..
hope e rest of e papers would be easy too..
Friday, May 20, 2005 @6:27 AM
too bored...
lst alcoholic drink you had: tiger beer ba
lst time you entered a bar: nv
lst hero: dunno
lst time you were sent to the principal for disciplinary actions: nv
lst mobile: nokia 8250
lst person who gave you flower: din receive any
lst friend: forgot le
lst kiss: o.O
lst romantic moment that you've ever felt: forgot le
lst song you sang in front of many people: forgot le.. gt many.. was in choir last time
lst musical instrument you learnt to play: recorder
lst gf/bf: **** ****
lst fav book: maybe comics ba
lst terrible fight: i dun fight..
lst person who greeted you on ur last birthday: my best fren
lst collection: phonecards
lst job: motorola
lst ting you purchased with ur lst salary: clothes ba
lst ting you wanna get right now: i juz gt it le.. new phone
lst person you hated: some unreasonable person..
your handphone: nokia 7270
your fav physical feature: dun hv
your fav song: yuan you hui
do you have a gf/bf: nope.. dun wish to hv one
have your own room: yup
hates: those who like to hao lian.. flirts.. third parties.. backstabbers n more....
where do you live: in my house of coz
what would you do when someone tells you he/she likes you: nth for nw.. guys cannot be trusted
where do you hangout often: anywhere ba.. no specific place
what is it about a person you cant stand: telling lies.. people who think so highly of themselves.. people who say one thing den do another thing
day/night: night
sunset/sunrise: sunrise
are you an independent person: sometimes ba
do you like sch: nope.. but i love my friends
are you naive: not nw ba.. but used to
what'll you do if you see your bf/gf hugging a girl/boy: i will withdraw and let them be together.. no point being with someone whose heart is not with you
believe in fate: yeah
get pissed off easily: only by certain people
like your parents: of coz
believe in love: yah.. but nt as much as before
how many piercings do you have: 2
will you get a tattoo: nah..
do you smoke: nope.. n nv will
prefer club or pub: nope
do you go clubbing: not interested
will you forgive your bf/gf if he/she cheats on you: nv
will you expect your bf/gf to forgive you if you cheat on her/him: im nt e unfaithful sort..
have you been on a trip recently: nope.. its been a long time since i last go on a trip
are you impatient: depends ba
which brands do you prefer: im nt into brands
do you organize parties often: nope
do you have good friends: yup.. really glad to have them
do you care about looks: nope
do you think that you are a good bf/gf: everyone is learning to be one
do you use vulgarities: v seldom
do you quarrel with people easily: nope.. i try nt to.. i dun like quarrels
do you get hurt easily: i've learnt to be strong
do you prefer guys with long/short hair: doesn't really matter.. suit him can liao
is your hair coloured: nope
do you wear a watch: last time used to wear it everyday.. nw seldom le
what colour clothes do you like: any colour but i dun like red
will you choose love or money: ("v")
do you prefer sleep or eat: both also like.. haha
white or black: black
pink or red: pink
fav flower: i dun like flowers.. its a waste of $. Hand-made flowers are the best..
fav type of music: any songs that are nice can liao.. no specific ones
fav past time: watch tv.. play with my dog
fav drink: ice lemon tea.. green tea..
whose picture do you keep in your wallet: neoprints with frenz
what time do you go to bed: 1 or 2 plus
what was the last thing you did before filling this up? : hv my lunch
who's the person you're gonna call if you need help: revathi.. wang ge
who's number on your speed dials: my family n best fren
with whom do you wanna be to have fun: my best frenz.. my ex classmates
when was the last time you went out: long long ago
who do you hate the most for now: no one
what do you wanna do for now: wanna go out
what do you do for everyday besides eating and sleeping: go to sch.. online
what colours make you happy: huh.. colours dun make mi happy
most fav thing in your room: my bed..
do you cook: of coz not.. haha
miss someone: miss my frenz
are you satisfied with your life: yah.. can say so ba
have you ever beaten up a friend: nope.. haha.. im nt so violent
have you ever smoked: nope
have you ever gotten drunk: nope
have you felt as if you were about to die: yup.. when i had food poisoning last time.. it was terrible
have you ever played with fire: yup.. last time when i was young.. used to play wif fire on lantern festival
have you ever cried at a public place: yah..
have you ever fall from a bicycle: yeah
have you ever missed someone badly: yeah.. used to.. but not anymore
have you ever passed out after an event: nope
have you ever taken a picture of yourself naked: haha.. im nt crazy
have you ever been so angry that you feel like killing the person?: nope
have you ever break up due to the existence of a third party?: nope
have you ever lied to ur parents?: white lies doesn't hurt anyone
have you ever had a one night stand?: nope!
Thursday, May 19, 2005 @4:45 AM
it really hurts mi to see ppl around mi having problems.. especially relationship problems..
we cant really do anything.. the only ting we can do is to comfort them..
they still have to face everything..
maybe time can heal everything..
this makes mi lose confidence in relationships..
if you are not ready for one..
den dun go around hurting people..
doesn't mean everyone is in a relationship..
den u muz be in one..
u be in one becoz u love that person..
and not for e sake of having one..
there's really no forever..
even in friendships..
maybe its good to stay single..
