ESTHER TAY

im not that good (but i can be bad) =p
im not da best (neither am i e worse)
im not that cute (neither am i sweet)
im not that b!tchy(neither am i a slut =\)
im not that young (neither am i that old)
im not that skinny (neither am i fat)
im not that tall (neither am i that short)
im not that friendly (neither am i unfriendly)
im not that pretty (neither am i that ugly) =p
im not that violent (neither am i gentle)
im not that strong (neither am i weak)
im not that caring (but i do care)
i dun like chocolates (but i love sweets)
i love animals!!! (but im scared of insects) yeah.. dun laugh

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`AUSTRALIA
`SPAIN
`CABLE CAR RIDE
`SKY DINING :P
`La Bi Xiao Xin
`TRIP TO ANYWHERE WITH THAT SOMEONE SPECIAL. :D
`ZOO (someone promised but hasn't brought me there yet) :(
`Everyone around me to be happy

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CREDITS

Layout: Capturemylove
Image: iamyoursoul
Brushes: deviantart

One day, ah beng and ah lian go to a hawker center.
Ah Lian notices the hygiene grades display at every stall so she ask ah beng,
"Eh, "A, B, C, D" which one is better ah?"
Ah Beng stretches his head and says,
"Wah lau eh. . . so simplur. . . you donno meh?
Of course "C" and "D" better lah!
A and B stand for "Alamak", "Bo liao!" (no ingredients).
C and D stands for "Cheap" and "Delicious" mah!"
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Ah Beng went for job interview

Ah Beng went for job interview as a police inspector.
The officer asked Ah Beng, "What is 1 and 1?"
Ah Beng replied, "aiya. . . so simplur. . . eleven lah!"
The officer asked again, " Which two days of the week start with the letter-T?"
Ah Beng replied, "alamak. . . so easy. . . today and tomorrow lor!"
Satisfied with the answers, the officer asked ,"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Ah Beng couldn't answer the question, so he replied,"eh. . . don't know leh!"
The officer said "Well, why don't you work on that and come back when you have the answer?"
Ah Beng left happily and met Ah Lian who was waiting to hear the results of the interview.
"ho say liao! first day on the job. . . I oreddy working on a murder case!"
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